Funny Nurse Metal Sign – Heart “This Nurse Runs on Coffee and Chaos”

This funny nurse metal sign sums up life on the ward with one line: “This nurse runs on coffee and chaos”. Laser-cut from black steel in a heart shape, it is made for nurses, carers and everyone who keeps a shift running.

About the design

The quote is set inside a heart outline, mixing warmth with a wink at long shifts and endless cups of coffee. Cut from one piece of steel, the lettering stays crisp and easy to read on any wall.

Where to display it

Put it up in the nurses’ station, break room or staff kitchen, or bring it home for the kitchen, coffee corner or home office.

A thoughtful gift

A fun thank-you for nurses and caregivers, a nursing school graduation gift, or a present for a birthday, Nurses Week or a colleague’s farewell.

Material & quality

Laser-cut from lightweight steel and finished with a durable black powder coat. Weather-resistant for indoor and outdoor use, rust- and fade-resistant, with a non-toxic coating and precisely cut details.

Care: simply wipe with a soft, damp cloth. Please do not use harsh cleaning agents.

Sizes & prices

The size refers to the longest side of the sign.

20 cm (8 in) – €29.99 · 25 cm (10 in) – €35.99 · 30 cm (12 in) – €44.99 · 36 cm (14 in) – €49.99 · 41 cm (16 in) – €74.99 · 46 cm (18 in) – €103.99 · 51 cm (20 in) – €117.99 · 56 cm (22 in) – €131.99 · 61 cm (24 in) – €148.99

All prices include VAT. Shipping €4.95, free on orders from €99. We ship to Germany, Europe, the UK, the USA, Canada and Australia – see Shipping & delivery.

Mounting

Lightweight and easy to hang, with pre-drilled holes for quick mounting on a wall, door or fence.

How to order

Choose your size, select the quantity and add the sign to your cart.

Returns & right of withdrawal

You have a 14-day right of withdrawal from receipt of the goods. Your statutory warranty rights remain unaffected. Details: Cancellation & returns.

Questions or an idea of your own? Contact us – we’re happy to help.